A Message From The Foreman
Wellbilt Theater Factory was founded on an idea. An ideal, more accurately. A shared belief that a group of like-minded artists, dedicated to the art and craft of theatre, working in harmonious collaboration--
Wait a minute...who wrote that hippie crap?! That ain't us. We're a blue collar theater company - we show up every day, work hard, and crank out a quality product. We get dirty, we get bloody (usually not on purpose) and we get smelly. And we stay smelly - at least until the set's finished. At WTF, we leave the sappy, soul-searching, "I love you, man" self-exploration crap until after work. And then, only if we've been drinking. (Haha..."if")
See, we're working for the customer. That's you! So buy with confidence - all of our shows are 100% guaranteed. If you're not completely satisfied, simply tear off the Proof Of Purchase from your Wellbilt ticket and mail it to the address below.
But good luck finding it. Or an address, for that matter. Refunds? In this economy?! That ain't American!
Pat DeFusco
Producing "Artistic" Director
Our Thankfully, So Far, Non-Disgruntled Employees
Wellbilt Theater Factory Staff
President & Producing Artistic Director - Pat DeFusco
Technical Director - Glen Funkhouser
Production Stage Manager - Kimberly Blood
Production Coordinator - Sue Stein
Human Resource - Abby Shaine
Chief Cook - Ed Doyle
Bottle Washer - Jenn Kopesky
Lovely Assistants - Carly J. Mooney, Jenn Kopesky, Pamela Dollak, Chelsea Sutter, Jeanette Carden
Acting Company
Ann Gundersheimer, Carly J. Mooney, Hilary Kayle Crist,
Mark Haltzman, Monica Bennett, Pamela Dollak, Pat DeFusco,
Tom Dinardo
